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We’re going to have a new flag, something that’s
actually attractive. I’m thinking earth tones, with a bright blue accent to
create what the home decorating people call visual pop.
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We’ll have really cool uniforms for the Olympics.
Earth tones, people, with bright blue accents.
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The Bluenited States will have a truly impressive ratio of
upscale coffee shops per square mile, also more Gap stores.
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When’s the last time you actually visited Kansas?
You’re paying the upkeep, why not stop by? And the real estate is a bargain.
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New currency. In fact, the first major donor to the Bluenited States has a naming opportunity. Imagine everyone collecting
paychecks and paying for groceries in Amys, Brittanys, or Ethans. Yeah, I
thought you’d like that.
Once we are the Bluenited States,
we all can get together and sing our anthem and fly our flag. Well, in the very
near future as soon as we get an anthem and a flag. Hey, we’ve got a webpage.
And now we’ve got you. Come on, it’s got to count for something.
 
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Flag Update
Sewing is not cool enough for our flag. We could knit it in
some kind of yarn that drapes well. Or maybe it could be made of
mylar, so that it will blind opposing sports teams and enemy armies. |
