Bluenited States:  The Plan

On November 3, 2004, I was overwhelmed by a sea of red.  These are fine states, and I’m sure it is wrong of me to question their intentions.  Yet when I tried to buy into the new red-think, it didn’t work. 

Since I’m a can-do gal, I look at the map and I see opportunity.  I see states that are red by not so much.  States like Florida, Colorado and West Virginia, and I see places that are overly blue.  So, if we could move a couple hundred thousand people from Manhattan into Florida, the state goes blue.  A little of that goes a long way, soon the entire country could shift.     

I propose that we start with Florida for several reasons.  First of all, I want to see Jeb Bush go down and I hope that a blue state would kick the red weasel out.  Sorry, Jeb fans, but he really bugs me. 

So, we move a few hundred thousand people to Florida in a surgical strike, along with a supporting base of Chinese restaurants, Relax the Back Stores, and a Zabar’s branch and we’re set.  The state shifts left, the country shifts left and the new Bluenited States of America is born. 

I’m telling you, we can make this thing work.    

Blue in Redland?

Are you a blue resident of a state like Florida, or New Mexico or West Virginia?

Help is on the way.  Our blue shock troops may be hitting your town soon. 

Make sure you stop by and introduce yourself!